The Neon Lunchbox
1756 Central Avenue, Saint Petersburg, Florida, 33701
Cuisine: American
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Menu
Appetizer
- Chip N' Dale Add QuesoIt's time for a flavor adventure as round and delicious as Rolie Polie Olie himself! Our "Rolie Polie Olie" features pillowy pierogies topped with sour cream, crispy chopped bacon, and chives. This dish is so cozy and yummy, it'll have you saying "Zowie!" with each bite.Rating: N/A (0)
- Chip N' Dale Only French OnionIt's time for a flavor adventure as round and delicious as Rolie Polie Olie himself! Our "Rolie Polie Olie" features pillowy pierogies topped with sour cream, crispy chopped bacon, and chives. This dish is so cozy and yummy, it'll have you saying "Zowie!" with each bite.Rating: N/A (0)
- House PartyTurn up the flavor with House Party, our 90s-inspired wing lineup that brings bold taste and good vibes to every bite. Choose your style—Buffalo, BBQ, Garlic Parm, or Sweet Thai—each one bringing its own rhythm and attitude. Whether you’re flying solo or sharing with the crew, these wings are built for fun, flavor, and full-on nostalgia. Grab a plate and let the party begin!Rating: N/A (0)
- Rolie Polie Olie Order of 4It's time for a flavor adventure as round and delicious as Rolie Polie Olie himself! Our "Rolie Polie Olie" features pillowy pierogies topped with sour cream, crispy chopped bacon, and chives. This dish is so cozy and yummy, it'll have you saying "Zowie!" with each bite.Rating: N/A (0)
Salad & Soup
- Face/Off Salad OnlyPrepare for a flavor identity crisis with "The Face/Off" split romaine! One side is the classic, crisp romaine blanketed in the creamy richness of house Caesar dressing, a sprinkle of parmesan bringing it all together. The other half? Well, that's where things get wild – explore our list of additional adventurous toppings to create your own unique flavor combination. Two faces, one salad, endless delicious possibilities!Rating: N/A (0)
- Face/Off with ChickenPrepare for a flavor identity crisis with "The Face/Off" split romaine! One side is the classic, crisp romaine blanketed in the creamy richness of house Caesar dressing, a sprinkle of parmesan bringing it all together. The other half? Well, that's where things get wild – explore our list of additional adventurous toppings to create your own unique flavor combination. Two faces, one salad, endless delicious possibilities!Rating: N/A (0)
- Face/Off with ShrimpPrepare for a flavor identity crisis with "The Face/Off" split romaine! One side is the classic, crisp romaine blanketed in the creamy richness of house Caesar dressing, a sprinkle of parmesan bringing it all together. The other half? Well, that's where things get wild – explore our list of additional adventurous toppings to create your own unique flavor combination. Two faces, one salad, endless delicious possibilities!Rating: N/A (0)
- Lunchbox SaladGet ready to unpack a blast from the past with "The Lunchbox Salad"! This hearty mix of greens, Italian cold cuts, and chunked pork belly will transport you right back to the school cafeteria. Diced onions, bell peppers, and fiery cherry peppers add a flavor punch that's as bold as your favorite cartoon lunchbox. And just like finding a surprise treat, the warm bacon dressing takes this salad to the next level. One bite, and you'll be humming 80s tunes and reminiscing about those simpler days.Rating: N/A (0)
- Mystery Machine Salad OnlyEmbark on a colorful journey with "The Mystery Machine" salad, inspired by the old school show's adventurous spirit. Imagine solving mysteries with every bite, as the flavors come together like clues in a puzzling case. "The Mystery Machine" salad is a nutritious and delicious tribute to friendship, teamwork, and the joy of unraveling secrets – a dish that’ll have you saying, "Zoinks! Let's dig in!"Rating: N/A (0)
- Mystery Machine with ChickenEmbark on a colorful journey with "The Mystery Machine" salad, inspired by the old school show's adventurous spirit. Imagine solving mysteries with every bite, as the flavors come together like clues in a puzzling case. "The Mystery Machine" salad is a nutritious and delicious tribute to friendship, teamwork, and the joy of unraveling secrets – a dish that’ll have you saying, "Zoinks! Let's dig in!"Rating: N/A (0)
- Mystery Machine with ShrimpEmbark on a colorful journey with "The Mystery Machine" salad, inspired by the old school show's adventurous spirit. Imagine solving mysteries with every bite, as the flavors come together like clues in a puzzling case. "The Mystery Machine" salad is a nutritious and delicious tribute to friendship, teamwork, and the joy of unraveling secrets – a dish that’ll have you saying, "Zoinks! Let's dig in!"Rating: N/A (0)
Entree
- Bayou FullGet ready for high quality, Mama-approved flavor with "The Bayou!" This ain't your average muffuletta – it's a traditional New Orleans masterpiece piled high with our own house-made olive tapenade for an extra burst of savory goodness. One bite, and you'll be channeling your inner Mud Dog!Rating: N/A (0)
- Bayou HalfGet ready for high quality, Mama-approved flavor with "The Bayou!" This ain't your average muffuletta – it's a traditional New Orleans masterpiece piled high with our own house-made olive tapenade for an extra burst of savory goodness. One bite, and you'll be channeling your inner Mud Dog!Rating: N/A (0)
- Big BirdThis isn’t just any sandwich—it’s a big, fluffy, feathered legend! The Big Bird is stacked high with our homemade, creamy chicken salad, fresh crisp lettuce, and juicy tomato, all nestled between perfectly toasted bread. Just like its namesake from Sesame Street, it’s a classic, comforting favorite that never goes out of style. One bite, and you'll be singing, “Can you tell me how to get to The Neon Lunchbox?”Rating: N/A (0)
- Bubba's ShrimpDive into a flavor-packed adventure with "Bubba's Shrimp!" The best serving of Jambalaya this side of the Mississippi topped with freshly cooked shrimp, is a tribute to the unforgettable character from the classic movie "Forrest Gump." This dish is as versatile and delightful as Bubba’s shrimp tales, from shrimp kabobs to shrimp Creole. Savor the rich, vibrant flavors that would make Bubba proud. "Bubba's Shrimp" is a culinary tribute that’s sure to have you saying, “That’s about all I got to say about that.”Rating: N/A (0)
- Electric BoogalooGet ready to pop, lock, and savor with "The Electric Boogaloo!" This sandwich is guaranteed to get your tastebuds movin' and groovin'. Succulent grilled chicken and creamy smoked gouda breakdance in perfect harmony, while sweet, caramelized bell peppers, mushrooms and onions add a flavorful twist. This symphony of smoky, savory, and slightly sweet flavors is so electrifying, you won't be able to resist bustin' a move!Rating: N/A (0)
- How You Doin'Get ready to say “How you doin’?” to the ultimate sandwich experience with "The How You Doin'!" This sandwich is as hearty and irresistible as Joey Tribbiani himself. Feel the charm with every bite, as juicy tomatoes, crisp lettuce, and a tangy chipotle mayo bring the flavors together in perfect harmony. Channel Joey’s love for sandwiches and his unforgettable charisma, savoring each bite like it’s the best thing you’ve ever tasted. Just like Joey, you won't want to share this one – it’s that good! Raise your sandwich and enjoy a meal that’s sure to make you exclaim, “How you doin'?”Rating: N/A (0)
- Johnny BravoStrike a pose and dig into "The Johnny Bravo!" This sandwich is as bold and charming as the man himself – a hearty stack of juicy grilled turkey, crispy bacon, and sharp cheddar cheese, all nestled between toasted sourdough bread. Channel the charisma and confidence of Johnny Bravo, savoring flavors that are as unforgettable as his catchphrases. “Whoa, mama!” – this sandwich is a knockout! Get ready to flex those taste buds and enjoy a meal that’s as cool and classic as Johnny Bravo.Rating: N/A (0)
- Little FootEmbark on a prehistoric taste adventure with "The Littlefoot!" This vibrant mix of greens, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and bell peppers is a veggie lover's dream, finished with a tangy Italian dressing and a layer of creamy smoked gouda. Who knew eating your greens could be this delicious?Rating: N/A (0)
- Mac OnlyEvery Trainer’s journey begins with a choice—The Charizard, The Squirtle, or The Bulbasaur. Go bold with the spicy mac, dive into shrimp carbonara, or keep it cool with spinach alfredo. Each dish comes with your choice of shrimp, chicken, or BBQ brisket to power up your plate. Whether you’re chasing heat, comfort, or balance, every bite is a battle won. So, Trainer—who will you choose?Rating: N/A (0)
- Mac with BrisketEvery Trainer’s journey begins with a choice—The Charizard, The Squirtle, or The Bulbasaur. Go bold with the spicy mac, dive into shrimp carbonara, or keep it cool with spinach alfredo. Each dish comes with your choice of shrimp, chicken, or BBQ brisket to power up your plate. Whether you’re chasing heat, comfort, or balance, every bite is a battle won. So, Trainer—who will you choose?Rating: N/A (0)
- Mac with ChickenEvery Trainer’s journey begins with a choice—The Charizard, The Squirtle, or The Bulbasaur. Go bold with the spicy mac, dive into shrimp carbonara, or keep it cool with spinach alfredo. Each dish comes with your choice of shrimp, chicken, or BBQ brisket to power up your plate. Whether you’re chasing heat, comfort, or balance, every bite is a battle won. So, Trainer—who will you choose?Rating: N/A (0)
- Mac with ShrimpEvery Trainer’s journey begins with a choice—The Charizard, The Squirtle, or The Bulbasaur. Go bold with the spicy mac, dive into shrimp carbonara, or keep it cool with spinach alfredo. Each dish comes with your choice of shrimp, chicken, or BBQ brisket to power up your plate. Whether you’re chasing heat, comfort, or balance, every bite is a battle won. So, Trainer—who will you choose?Rating: N/A (0)
- Richard SimmonsChannel your inner Richard Simmons with this energetic and vibrant Caesar salad spinach wrap! Crisp romaine lettuce is wrapped up, with crunchy croutons, and a zesty Caesar dressing that'll have your taste buds dancing. Savory grilled chicken adds a hearty punch, reminiscent of Richard's enthusiastic workouts. Feel the groove with every bite, and let the flavors inspire you to embrace health and happiness. This wrap is the perfect blend of fun and fitness – get ready to sweat to the flavors!Rating: N/A (0)
- SpinelliDon't be a Randall! Get your hands on 'The Spinelli' – a flavor knockout with crispy fried mortadella and a smoky punch of gouda cheese. Served with our signature house chips, this sandwich is so good, it'll have you shouting "SCANDALOUS!”Rating: N/A (0)
Side
- Chicken SaladFresh, flavorful, and packed with tender chicken, crisp veggies, and a signature twist.Rating: N/A (0)
- ColeslawCool, crisp, and tangy, the perfect refreshing bite to complement any meal.Rating: N/A (0)
- Collard GreensSlow-cooked to perfection with bold, smoky flavors that bring true Southern comfort to every bite.Rating: N/A (0)
- Fresh Berry CupA vibrant mix of the freshest, juiciest berries for a naturally sweet and refreshing treat.Rating: N/A (0)
- House ChipsHand-cut, perfectly seasoned, and fried to golden perfection. Crispy, crunchy, and impossible to resist!Rating: N/A (0)
- Mac N' CheeseCreamy, cheesy, and downright irresistible. A rich, comforting classic made with a perfect blend of melted goodness.Rating: N/A (0)
- Pickle SpearsCrunchy, briny, and bursting with bold, zesty flavor—your perfect sidekick.Rating: N/A (0)
- Sweet Potato MashSmooth, buttery, and kissed with a touch of sweetness—pure nostalgia in every spoonful.Rating: N/A (0)
Dessert
- NeuralyzerThis ain't your average dessert, rookie. The Neuralyzer is a homemade Oreo Fluff Ice Cream packed with regular and Golden Oreos, whipped to creamy perfection. Straight from MIB’s top-secret dessert files, The Neuralyzer is a homemade Oreo Fluff Ice Cream that erases every bad dessert decision you’ve ever made. Suit up, grab a spoon, and prepare for a sugar rush that’s light-years ahead of the competition. Protecting the Earth from bad desserts, one scoop at a time.Rating: N/A (0)
- Slice Is RightCome on doooown… and take a bite of a winning combo that’ll have your taste buds cheering! The Slice Is Right brings together a rich, homemade sweet potato pie with a scoop of cinnamon toast crunch ice cream, crafted by our local partners at The Cereal Bar. It’s smooth, spiced, and sweet with just the right crunch—a jackpot of flavor in every bite! No need to spin the wheel, the best choice is already on your plate. Grab a fork and taste the victory!Rating: N/A (0)